Mom: Oh! Ohma! I got card.
Me: What did you get a card for?
Mom: I was at the store getting some wine and the lady asked me for ID. She make my day, Ohma.
Me: That's great mom.
Mom: Then at work, some man in the parking lot tell me "Oh... You so pretty... Mucho pretty... Mucho this... Mucho that..." I yell in the store, "Javier, don't sell this man anymore beer. He's drunk."
Mom: Hi Ohma. Happy Birthday.
Me: Thanks Mom. How are you today?
Mom: Good. How old you now? 49?
Me: Yep... Wait, let me check. Oh, Facebook says I'm 47.
Mom: 47?! That's good, Ohma. You feel 47?
Me: I don't know what 47 is supposed to feel like but I don't think so.
Mom: I don't feel 65. I still walk. Still talk. Still have fun, Ohma.
Me: Yep. Me too. I love you, mom.
Mom: I love you too, Ohma.
Petra is Ohma's mom. They're very close and often have quite candid conversations. The name "Petra" was born when Ohma's mom needed a pseudonym for Ohma's radio show. She decided on "Petra the Sex Expert."