Mom: Oh! Ohma! I got card.
Me: What did you get a card for?
Mom: I was at the store getting some wine and the lady asked me for ID. She make my day, Ohma.
Me: That's great mom.
Mom: Then at work, some man in the parking lot tell me "Oh... You so pretty... Mucho pretty... Mucho this... Mucho that..." I yell in the store, "Javier, don't sell this man anymore beer. He's drunk."
Petra is Ohma's mom. They're very close and often have quite candid conversations. The name "Petra" was born when Ohma's mom needed a pseudonym for Ohma's radio show. She decided on "Petra the Sex Expert."