Family's birthday for me...
Mom: You coming over, Ohma?
Me: Yeah, unless you don't want to cook.
Mom: It's you birthday. We might as well celebrate. We do everybody else.
Me: Okay, I'll be there.
Mom: Hi Ohma. Happy Birthday.
Me: Thanks Mom. How are you today?
Mom: Good. How old you now? 49?
Me: Yep... Wait, let me check. Oh, Facebook says I'm 47.
Mom: 47?! That's good, Ohma. You feel 47?
Me: I don't know what 47 is supposed to feel like but I don't think so.
Mom: I don't feel 65. I still walk. Still talk. Still have fun, Ohma.
Me: Yep. Me too. I love you, mom.
Mom: I love you too, Ohma.
Petra is Ohma's mom. They're very close and often have quite candid conversations. The name "Petra" was born when Ohma's mom needed a pseudonym for Ohma's radio show. She decided on "Petra the Sex Expert."